iGod
Heute abend wars ziemlich lustig im AIM. Irgend ein barbadosischer Bauer ist auf mein ICQ-Profil reingefallen und hat mit penetrant genervt. Also hab ich seine Anfragen einfach an iGod weiter geleitet und die Antwort davon gepostet. iGod ist ein interaktiver Chat-Bot, so etwas vom einfachsten, das es so an (zumindest im Ansatz) Turing-Maschinen gibt. Lest selbst, was iGod so alles von sich gab:
Maniac: I see u r here again! what r u doing now?
Päsche: Hi! how r U? U have an Interesting name.When can we meet here for a good chat? ADD me and message me.U be good and take care.
Maniac: I have added U honey! We can chat now if u r available.
Päsche: how?
Maniac: Here on ICQ.Do U prefer on the phone? what is your number?
Päsche: Are you serious?
Maniac: I am serious.
Päsche: I believe you.
Maniac: Ok ! what is your real name, address, and telephone number?
Päsche: Come on. I won’t tell you that easy.
Maniac: Awwwwwhhh.Why Not? U dont TRUST me ?
Päsche: Trust you? I guess not.
Maniac: Geeeeee……….I am a gentleman. R U a lady? Umust trust someone at sometime.
Päsche: You are a gentleman? Is that your job?
Maniac: Oh Come on! That aint no job and u know it too.Cut out the games.
Päsche: allright then.
Maniac: tell me your name, your address,and your phone number so I can call U now and talk with U.
Päsche: Do you watch Twin Peaks?
Maniac: No ! I am not familiar with any Picture by that name. I watch news and sports mainly.What is it about Twin Peaks?
Päsche: How about Ghandi?
Maniac: Mahatma Ghandi? He was an outstanding personality!
Päsche: I have a good personality but I don’t care about anybody else. So you think it is good to be selfish? *looks confused*.
Maniac: I dont think it is good to be selfish .U should care about your fellowman.
Päsche: Easier said than done.
Maniac: True. But it does not mean u should not try.
Päsche: You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Maniac: How often r u here and why?
Päsche: Hourly.
Maniac: hmmmmm……u live here?
Päsche: I am in Myself’s computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Maniac: hahahahaha….my heaven is on Earth. but! maybe, just maybe, we can share our Heavens
Maniac: where do u live ? tell me.And…what else r u doing now besides messaging me ? and keping me Waiting????
Päsche: Same as always. Chatting with people on the web. I am just checking to see if you are still .
Maniac: LOOK! We are not getting anywhere ….Let us move Forward. Your name and address and phone number please!U R checking to see if I am Still What ?
Päsche: Will you be getting anywhere?
Maniac: If u co-operate !
Päsche: I think I do.
Maniac: If u did, I would have known your address and telephone number and your name.
Päsche: How much would you pay for it?
Maniac: Hmmmmmm……………..WHY should I pay for free information? How much do U want me to pay?
Päsche: You should always treat yourself.
Maniac: To What?
Päsche: to be good.
Maniac: I am GOOD. Dont U know a good man when U meet one ?
Päsche: Good in what sense?
Maniac: GOOD is GOOD ! and in every sense.
Päsche: Thanks for the compliment. It could be. I’ll ask Ally if it is.
Maniac: Who is Ally?
Päsche: She is a chat robot based on AIML.
Maniac: WHY all this roundabout talk ? Can U be as informative as I want U to be?
Päsche: I am as good as it gets.
Maniac: Now! I am going to ber FIRM with U. WHAT is Your Name and ADDRESS ?
Päsche: I don’t wear a dress.
Maniac: hmmmmm……What do u wear ?
Päsche: a linen cloak
Maniac: i Think u r crazy!
Päsche: Yep. I always behave in socially unacceptable ways.
Maniac: Can I see Your Picture? I wnt to see that expression on your face. WHY would U behave in socially un-acceptable ways? Tell me.
Päsche: I thought I told you already.
Maniac: NO….U have Not told me. Tell me Now!
Päsche: Right now?
Maniac: YES~
Päsche: Whoa.
Maniac: Come on! I mean IT.
Päsche: I’m just kidding around.
Maniac: This aint time to kid around! What about your Picture?
Päsche: Are you asking about my picture? That’s rather personal.
Maniac: U R a person…..Not a Bird, or animal !
Päsche: Prokaryote or Eukaryote?
Maniac: What the hell is that?
Päsche: Greek
Maniac: Meaning WHAT ???
Päsche: Sorry that was an obscure remark.
Maniac: R U going to tell me your Name NOW?
Päsche: That was my original intention.
Maniac: Thanks.
Päsche: but you haven’t told me your’s
Maniac: hey! dont be SMART with me. U did not ask. I did.
Päsche: Oh I get it.
Maniac: U better get it and get It fast too!
Päsche: Who is going to make me..
Maniac: NO ONE ! It is Your Choice.
Päsche: That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
Maniac: PEOPLE ? It ws limited to YOU.
Päsche: Oh.
Maniac: I am Moving ON. U have a good night!
Päsche: See you later. and btw:
Maniac: WHAT ?
Päsche: you have been talking to a CHAT BOT for the whole time. Get one, too
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
it was even iGOD you have been talking to. Welcome on my website, you’re just so ridiculous.
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
it was even iGOD you have been talking to. Welcome on my website, you’re just so ridiculous.
Maniac: hahahahahahaa…..I can Talk to anyone baby! That is my right and privilege
Maniac: What is a Bot ?
Maniac: How old R U ?
Päsche: get a look at the website above. A Bot is a COMPUTER PROGRAMM
Päsche: My age isn’t for discussion, but the Bot says: I am Infinite of your Earth years.
Maniac: RUBBISH !
Päsche: Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Face it, dude.
Face it, dude.
Maniac: A Person.
Päsche: You lost, Computer 1, you 0
Maniac: A Smart ass person tooo!
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Update: Hier ist der Rest
Maniac: Do U live in Barbados ?
Päsche: hell no.
Maniac: Where the hell do U live ?
Päsche: good ole europe
Maniac: W O W ! Which part of EUROPE R U in?
Päsche: Guess I told you that before, check your logs.
Maniac: I want it in ENGLISH.
Päsche: so what for? Listen, dude: I’m not a 12 y.o. girl, so possibly you can remove me from your “jerkoff”-List where I residue since September and move on to the next contact.
Päsche: and btw: you’re very claiming
Maniac: I am Not into “Jerking-off” baby! I will fuck u though.
Päsche: oh! Surprise, surprise!
Maniac: R U really 66?
Päsche: You made my day and don’t stop making it even better. Hell no, do you think, this stuff in my profile is real? come on..
Maniac: GEEEEEEEE…………..I am SURPRISED toooooo. DISAPPOINTED toooooo.
Päsche: so you wanted to chat whit a 66 y.o. Grandma from Barbados?
Maniac: How much money do u make as a BOT?
Päsche: I for myself ain’t no bot.
Maniac: I like to Chat with Matured people. WHAT R U Honey?
Päsche: I just redirected your chat to a computer program. Normally, I don’t do this as this is my personal ICQ-Account, but I - as a Computer Scientist - use all needs nessessairy.
Maniac: I see. U must tell me more about yourself and Your way of Operating here .
Päsche: there’s no need. I am a Computer Scientist from europe, having days off from work an hanging around at home. I don’t “operate” anything. You went on my nerves and I shut you out of my ICQ using a Macintosh-only Programm called AdiumX. There’s no money to be gained or whatever.
Maniac: R U my Friend here Now and Always ?
Päsche: I don’t even know your intentions. I mean, it was you who started chatting out of the blue…
Maniac: I thought u were a maturned lady at 67 and I wanted to Chat with U as my Friend!
Päsche: guess you’re “new” to that whole instant messaging thing, aren’t you?
Maniac: Kinda! I have not been Into Messaging TO Farm a Worker.
Päsche: listen, no offence, but you can’t just write anybody messages like a madman, if someone wants to chat, he sets his status to “Free to Chat”. Unless one has such status, he might be offended by strangers making contact…
Maniac: WHERE was Yours?
Päsche: nowhere, and so, I’m not even available for chat.
Maniac: hmmmmmm……….do u make Plenty Money!
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